#and if im not im a failure

[nonsenserli]

Ace Attorney stuff (: Finally had a little time yayyy

[anti-rop]

ah yes, because that's always what Narnia has needed..."a new take"...and that's always what Narnia has suffered from...a lack of "Rock 'N' Roll." tweet | deadline interview

[waddlephone]

"I'm not calling you 'good boy', Sholmes, that deduction was shit!"

I really wanted to draw Gregson

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

[alwaysthinkingaboutthepast]

we’d probably just cry

[ama-a93]

do u think this is when the crush started

[deadpooldomme]

Challenging him to not cum while I try new toys on him.

Fuck I’d love watching him go from holding himself together to a complete mess for me. Starting nice and easy on low settings and just touching his dick, tricking him into thinking I won’t make him struggle too much. His cute satisfied sighs and moans starting to slip out. And I just can’t help myself when he sounds so cute so I’d move onto the prostate massager and turn up the power on the other toy. His moans quickly turn from sweet and quiet into desperate and loud while I ease the toy into him and turn it on. Don’t cum though, puppy. You said you’d be good. And he’d just let out a cute little i’m trying between his moans while he squirms around trying to escape the intense vibrations all over. But he sounds so cute when he cums, how am I supposed to wait any longer? So I turn the toys up one more time before grabbing his face to make him look me in the eyes while I tell him what a dirty boy he is all exposed and slutty for me, nothing else in that pretty little head except for the thought of cumming, and then I finally get what I want.

But we still have three more toys to try, puppy, just because you came doesn’t mean we’re done. 🥰

[tubbytarchia]

The bloodied moon cried for you, but you only heard the stars The weeping moon then bled for you, but you only saw her scars

[bunnieswithknives]

Thinking about his brain

[asmogorna]

2 cutie patooties .. just like God intended

The cause

A bonus cus new gerard way sighting !! Yay !!!!

[auss2egr2t]

sixty three eighty one || soixante-trois quatre-vingt un

[hyakunana]

POV: Even with advantage and buffs, your local folk hero just rolled 1 in Intimidation

[blueskittlesart]

in the nicest and most non-confrontational way possible. i feel like some of you think that anything that isn't directly openly spelled out for you within a story is "missed potential" or "unexplored." like. sometimes there are implied narratives. sometimes the point is that you as the reader are supposed to think and draw your own conclusions and participate in the story. the writers not directly spelling every little detail out for you doesn't mean that the story is poorly written or missed its own plot details somehow. PLEASE.

[chamoemileclown]

DO MORE THE REALM SMP DRAWINGS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

haven't been able to watch a lot bc ive been busy with work but im absolutely thrilled land duo is back doing to their strange homoerotic rivalry? mutual torment? a secret third thing? love them regardless

[bitchthefuck1]

I actually really love that we see Helena's palpable hesitation about going back to the severed floor. We know that this has all been a publicity thing for her and it's about helping Lumon, so she's really invested in the outcome, but like. from her POV, she's literally letting someone who actively hates her and everything she stands for, and also has a proven willingness to hurt herself if it means hurting Helena, who now knows who she is and her significance to Lumon, pilot her body for 8 hours every day in an environment where they've repeatedly failed to control her. If I were her, I'd be genuinely surprised to wake up with my limbs intact.

You already questioned why on earth she'd come back after Helly's suicide attempt, and the identity reveal explains the reasoning, but on a human level that's still a wild thing to have to think about. This person (who is you but also isn't) almost succeeded in killing you, and like a week later you let them pilot your body again like nothing happened. How could you not be terrified?

[pinkysberg]

arthur would get his pant loop stuck on a door handle and get mad at himself. john would get mad at the door. and this is how i outline their contrast in my head.